Sunday, October 15, 2006

jokes...riddles...

written by this lamer---> V-Cap -_-'''

1) Why did the music student bring a ladder to class??
ANS: Becoz de music teacher asked him to sing higher...
2) u remind miie of the sea....
coz u make miie sick...
3) whr can u alwaes find "happiness"
Ans: it's in de Dictionary
4) Which 6 things are smaller than de mouth of an ant??
ANS: 6 of it's teeth
5) Wad do u get frm a nervous cow??
ANS: milkshake
6) When can u get an entire sk00l under an umbrella and not get wet??
ANS: when it's not raining....
7) Anna continued to study even though there is a blackout...?!
ANS: the blackout was in de DAY!
8) Wad will ur principle be doing at 10am in de morning??
ANS: Breathing...
9) Wad kind of sk00l has a sign on it's door that says "pls do not knock b4 entering"?
Ans: A karate sk00l
10)How can u stop urself frm dying?
ANS: Staying in de living room

LAME?? wuahahaha... diaox