Tuesday, October 31, 2006

dumbo story

this story is i create 1 larx...
i post it coz nth to post liaox...

once upon a tym...
there's a DUMBO...wif his girlfrend...
they were in a shelter...
as it was raining cats n dogs...
they nid to get to the sk00l...
which is quite near...
but they onli haf 1 umbrella...
tt umbrealla onli can shelter 1 ppl per tym...
so tt DUMBO took the umbrella...
n shelter himself to the sk00l...
after tt...
he ran back wif the umbrella to the shelter...
n pass the umbrella to his girlfrend...
n ran back to the sk00l...
:)

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

V-cap's update ;)

V-cap here again...
updates of todae's lame-ness...
we went to watch DEATH NOTE 2gether...
on de way....
u noe sometyms....
when u accidentally touch some1...
will haf this "electricity"...
then tt happen on miie n mal...
iden i was saying....
"haf...i donno how to say...electricity?"
.........
den mal say...
if tt's "dian" (in chinese for electric)...
then...
(she started blinking her eyes...)
then this is "yan dian" (in chinese for eyes electric...?)
then i say:
but how come i dunn feel anii electricity cuming out frm ur eyes...
then she say becoz she havent plug it in....
-_-'''
then i reply...
no! is becoz u r wearing spects...
then the electric is being reflected back to ur eyes by ur spects...
diaox...
ll0lx...

lishan-de-V-cap...
more diaox thingys cuming up...

Sunday, October 22, 2006

lame thingys

= ENERGY







=S0LAR ENERGY(in chinese " soh la" energy means pull hand)








i apologise for miie drawing...retarded hands...sigh
miie art nt good mahx...cant blame miie...natural 1... :(
xiaofeii obviously can draw better den miie.. T.T
this joke i noe alot ppl noe lerrx...
but jus wan tuh update..
YAR!! another 1 told by our Cap on de MRT....

i 4get liaox larx...
it goes sth lyk tis...
yel say sth ab MS SOH (our retarded cher')
: if MS SOH ____(4gt) i will haf 2 hold the responsibility
mal: u mean ms soh write out de word "Responsibility" and ask u to hold??
-_-'''
diaox...
actuallie i wan draw out de...
but frm the "Hands" above...nvm la...
4get it...
ll0lx...

your sincerely
V-captain
(miie EL gt learn letter writing so mus use it...so as to improve miie EL)

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

updates bout today! ((:

okays
after training
we're warming down
or rather cooling down makes more sense

was talking to the ppl round me
but forgotten wad i was saying
and shan crack up a lame thing

kaixin was beside me
i was facing shan and yel when talking
den kaixin claim tt she can't hear me
but shes just beside me
and theres a distance between me and shan, yel

so we're talking bout science
talking bout soundwaves
so i was saying that soundwaves will travel in e direction you're facing
den disagree said tt soundwaves can travel in other directions
den she said just like U-turns
den she started getting lame
she said that means we have to put a U-turn sign
infront of the soundwave so that it can travel other directions
and put traffic lights too to control it -.o''
we're like...dots haahs
well thats our lame team v.cap heres an illustration ((:
okays me needta go le byes
hopefully ppl enjoys this blog =DD
byes peepo!

















financial%-xiaofei ((:

Heya!.
financial% lamer here (: - xiaofei

here to update some jokes &
ppl's lameness % ((:

jokes by clement;

#o1.
i gt 10 men, you gt 15 men, we fought how come i win? give up?
ans. because you give up, thats why i win.(3%)

#o2.
u go to one room
inside gt
one tiger one camel one snake.
u onli gt one bullet.
which animal will you kill first?

ans: i will kill the snake
why? cause drink the TIGERbeer, eat the CAMELnut (5%)

#o3.
a rooster lay an egg
then the egg shake left right left right
in the end the egg drop left or right?
ans: rooster can't lay egg (4%)

#o4.
what plant + animal looks like chicken? ( in chinese version )
shen me zhi wu he dong wu hen xiang ji?
ans: shu(tree) + ma(horse)
why? cuz shu ma xiang ji ( digital camera ) (5%)

#o5.
what is S.H.E hebe's fav song?
ans: hebe ya ya hebe hebe ya (6%)

#o6.
ah bao gt killed
ah dou killed ah bao
why?
ans. dou SHA bao ( means dou kill bao in chinese ) (6%)

current lameness% now; 29% ((:
keep your jokes updated to get accepted!
lols

now for SIUMIN=D

#o1.
what is happy's surname?
ans: lee
why? becoz happy-lee = happily ( 4%)

#o2.
(none related to Q.1)
is happy a male or female?
ans: male
why? becoz happy-male as in happy-meal
( verbally and you'll get it ) (4%)

current lameness% = 8%(:

now for FADEE(:

#o1.
got this pond with alot of crocodile . whenever a person enters surely will get eaten by the crocodile but this one person does not get eating by the crocodile . why?
ans: because the person wear 'crocodile' undies (4%)

current lameness% = 4%(:

okays update me with cold jokes kays?
in msn or anyhow you'd can reach me can le ((:

will update bout today in e nxt post =D wait for me! ( me = the next post ) ((:

Sunday, October 15, 2006

jokes...riddles...

written by this lamer---> V-Cap -_-'''

1) Why did the music student bring a ladder to class??
ANS: Becoz de music teacher asked him to sing higher...
2) u remind miie of the sea....
coz u make miie sick...
3) whr can u alwaes find "happiness"
Ans: it's in de Dictionary
4) Which 6 things are smaller than de mouth of an ant??
ANS: 6 of it's teeth
5) Wad do u get frm a nervous cow??
ANS: milkshake
6) When can u get an entire sk00l under an umbrella and not get wet??
ANS: when it's not raining....
7) Anna continued to study even though there is a blackout...?!
ANS: the blackout was in de DAY!
8) Wad will ur principle be doing at 10am in de morning??
ANS: Breathing...
9) Wad kind of sk00l has a sign on it's door that says "pls do not knock b4 entering"?
Ans: A karate sk00l
10)How can u stop urself frm dying?
ANS: Staying in de living room

LAME?? wuahahaha... diaox

heya the lame team
LOLS
the financial% lamer here
-.o''

finally gt the blog done
can say its a 1year anniversary gift bah
lols

post LOTSALOTSA lame stuff
and freeze ppl
so tt can increase the death rate
yupps

we're so lame that we have this lame team
to create a lame blog
to let ppl noe how lame we are
and yeahh we're lame and thats that ((:

ohh yarr
spammers
keep the words to urself
much thanks ((:
we created this for the sake of fun?
so ya
if ya dun like it den
lalala don't be THAT LAME
to spam the blog
thou its lame but yahh
get it?

nvm..
okays den
hope tt every member can come here post or tag
wahahahahahs
lols
me and shan (v.cap)
will be the ones who post most i think
depends bahh
lols
x))

okays den shall stop crapping le
byes.
will post any lame stuff tt happened ((:

LAMEout.
`xiaofei &.ORIGINALITY((:
financial%