Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Heya!.
financial% lamer here (: - xiaofei

here to update some jokes &
ppl's lameness % ((:

jokes by clement;

#o1.
i gt 10 men, you gt 15 men, we fought how come i win? give up?
ans. because you give up, thats why i win.(3%)

#o2.
u go to one room
inside gt
one tiger one camel one snake.
u onli gt one bullet.
which animal will you kill first?

ans: i will kill the snake
why? cause drink the TIGERbeer, eat the CAMELnut (5%)

#o3.
a rooster lay an egg
then the egg shake left right left right
in the end the egg drop left or right?
ans: rooster can't lay egg (4%)

#o4.
what plant + animal looks like chicken? ( in chinese version )
shen me zhi wu he dong wu hen xiang ji?
ans: shu(tree) + ma(horse)
why? cuz shu ma xiang ji ( digital camera ) (5%)

#o5.
what is S.H.E hebe's fav song?
ans: hebe ya ya hebe hebe ya (6%)

#o6.
ah bao gt killed
ah dou killed ah bao
why?
ans. dou SHA bao ( means dou kill bao in chinese ) (6%)

current lameness% now; 29% ((:
keep your jokes updated to get accepted!
lols

now for SIUMIN=D

#o1.
what is happy's surname?
ans: lee
why? becoz happy-lee = happily ( 4%)

#o2.
(none related to Q.1)
is happy a male or female?
ans: male
why? becoz happy-male as in happy-meal
( verbally and you'll get it ) (4%)

current lameness% = 8%(:

now for FADEE(:

#o1.
got this pond with alot of crocodile . whenever a person enters surely will get eaten by the crocodile but this one person does not get eating by the crocodile . why?
ans: because the person wear 'crocodile' undies (4%)

current lameness% = 4%(:

okays update me with cold jokes kays?
in msn or anyhow you'd can reach me can le ((:

will update bout today in e nxt post =D wait for me! ( me = the next post ) ((: