lame team

2007-12-31T00:53:00.000+08:00

lishan and yel are 'quarrelling' ...

yel: stop quarelling okay?let's go home fix(the shop) and fix our problem.
it's the best(best denki) solution!!

cause yel and lishan are in front of the two shops in IMM

2007-12-31T00:44:00.000+08:00

yel: how come the tomato sauce taste like chilli?

kai: cause it wanna 'ketchup'(catch up) with the chilli

2007-12-31T00:39:00.000+08:00

OH MY GOD!!i can't believe a spend like half an hour just to figure out or maybe retrying and retrying the passwords...FINALLY!!!
haha ok...i'm kindof bored now with nothing for me to do...so as i went to lishan's blog i saw LAME TEAM so i decided to make it alive=]

CPR!!!!!1...2...3...
oh my god...i can't hear the heart beat!!!
1! 2!! 3!!!!
wait i hear it!!! it's heart is beating-..-'l

from the above you can see how bored i am...
ok i'm gonna POST!!!
yay!!!

BLANGKIT!!!

=.=

2007-11-12T17:12:00.000+08:00

hello

mal here.

2007-11-05T18:44:00.000+08:00

Adapted from one piece

Sanji :do you want us to fire that cannon at you?!!!
ossan:don't do that or someone will die
All : 0.o'l WHO?
ossan: me

2007-11-05T18:39:00.001+08:00

have you guys heard before the butter joke?

Well... i better not say or you'll spread it around

2007-11-05T18:33:00.000+08:00

Man tou and cha shao bao jump down from a tall building

why cha shao bao immediatly cry in pain but man tou did not cry?

Answer: cha shao bao have 'Feeling'-filling , but man tou don't have

2007-11-05T18:24:00.000+08:00

FRM NOW ONWARDS...

LISHAN IS THE OFFICIAL LAMETEAM CAPTAIN!!!
marilyn quited:)

kai and shan where walking down the road

shan looked around with a rubbish in her hand

kai: are you finding a dustbin or what?

lishan:i'm finding what

i'm back!

2007-03-05T15:38:00.000+08:00

okokokkkk

miie the Vice-captain-aka-lishan
shall post again!!!

ok.here it goes

NO.1

tht time.i think is yel or mal...
either one of them said tht she got soar throat....
in chinese is " FA YAN"
so miie said" HUH? u mean ur throat is making a speech?!"

explanation: direct translation frm "FA YAN" to engilsh...
is "making a speech:)

NO.2

tht rose frm Valentines day

the pink one-mal's one.

she named it"ROSEY".cox thts a rose

then the other one-mine.

we called it Phua Chu Kang

WUAHAHA

2007-01-03T19:02:00.000+08:00

hey people...hahha it's me yelicia aka OC-EO. I am finally getting a promotion from li shan hahah i am so happy!!Finally the people in funan is not suffering.
Well ok so i am suppose to post a lame joke rite?? so here it is. Well,shan,xiao fei,kai and me were at the food court and we were talking so at one point shan opened her eys very widely a a reply so i was like no wander a fly can fly into her eyes and the worse is that the fly was pronounced dead at 2.3333665848592.....pm hahha ok i shall not lame anyway as i was saying so xf aka "little fly" said.."NO..i cannot fit into her eyes, how can i enter shan's eye???" hahahha i know it's funny but it's kinda lame so i decided to post it well...OC-EO shall say good bye ahahah :)

mal' lame things la

2007-01-01T12:27:00.000+08:00

okok...mal force miie to write it here...
she doesnt wan kaixin to take over her...
okok de story goes...

miie blog...gt write this sentence larx....
"STILL THAT DAM MS SOH N MR LIAW!!kill mi kill mi!!..."

denden...she tag....

mal: okies.. u ask me kill u.. dun regret it.. okies.. here goes..
EVERONE sae byebye to lishan..* bang* *bang* "ahh.."
omg.. i realli killed her! ahh! frm nw on dis blog is no longer in use..
jkjk.

mal: dis is fun! *bang bang* ( n blood splash all arnd) hahahax..
jkjk.. if me i wont ask ppl kill me.. shan..i will jus commit suiside.
eh.. i tink i spell wrong,, hucares.. hahaha..

happy mal?? lame la lame la!

kaixin joke

2006-12-11T16:12:00.000+08:00

its told by Kaixin...
but i thought its quite funny...
so i wrote it out lorx...

we were w8ing for xiaofeii outside her condo...
w8ing for her to cum fetch us...
then we start guessing wad she will look lyk...
eg.wad she wearing larx...
then i say she will walk out with 2 legs...
then KX say no...
saying she will be siting on a wheelchair...
then she continued...
"then we ask her wad happened to her"...
then "then xiaofeii will say..."
"orhh...i sprain miie hand.."
ll0lx!!!!!!!
no link...
but in the sense a joke...
understand??

2006-11-21T22:41:00.000+08:00

okay i gt the answer from siumin
prepare man prepare
she really really qualify for lameteam liaos
somemore she made this lame joke up
omfomf O.O ''

scroll down for the question (:

okay another lame sms

this one is with mal (:

she said;

(ps; mal is down with sickness ): )

so i replied;

okay no prob

nono, i mean gt prob

theres so many cats around

how i know which one?

even if ya post it on the newspaper

pple wont understand sotong language

which you've just learnt

(pps; mal have gt a quote,

it goes like this..

when someone say that shes lame,

she say;

no im not lame, i've got two legs

now im talking crap,

no im talking prawn

why can't i talk fishballs?

i think i better learn the language of sotong.

now ya get it? )

so she replied;

say that she can't call

cause' she lost her voice

does that make sense?

blahblah &blabbers went on (:

okay have another one

which is longlonglonglonglonglong time ago de

mal said it

goes like this,

mal class have gt class outing

she told Ms Soh

Ms Soh said; then if like this no teachers is there,

you all have to hold the responsibilities if anything happens

so mal crapped (not with Ms Soh of course) said

huh? you mean we have to write on a piece of paper wrote 'RESPONSIBILITY?'

okay thats enough lame-ing for today byes (:

2006-11-21T20:52:00.000+08:00

lame lamer lame-ing lame things here

get a cast for your leg (: im still not limping.

haahs

okay i have some interesting thing here

its some sms between me and someone

its lame tell you LAME!.(: enjoy.

me; i gt flu liaos keep ahchoo-ing have running nose

someone; is it oohhs

me; ahhh my nose is running away

someone; your nose ran away to compete in race?

me; o.o yahyah but my nose confirm gonna run last de

someone; is meh? you keep ahchoo-ing mah,

then when you ahchoo gt BLAST liaos den BLAST to first position le (:

me; *stunned* O.O

lame mah?

lame right

haahs shan't reveal this lamer (:

lols

to YEL.OC-EOlamer;

haahs Funan really no money le ah?

ohno ask them visit lame team blog

then they freeze no need spend aircon de expenses le

see isn't it an effective way of saving money?

and&and

dey can no need buy refrigerator le

cuz lameteam blog help em freeze it le (:

so OC-EO! ya no need promotion lahh

haahs xP

lalalas-

lameness switched OFF.

2006-11-20T11:28:00.000+08:00

updates!
new members; xue yi & priscilla :DD

lame stuff bout ytd
kai was holding this bag on it wrote 'Light'
so someone was like omg this is so heavy
then kai crack out say is meh?
but on it wrote Light how can be heavy?
V-cap pekcek.

at shopping mall
nanette ask my ring with carving how much
discussed
she say so ex?
i said yepps
she continued should go Yellow go buy mah
den go Blue go carve
den i add on why not go Red ? (:
so while walking we saw this shot Red2
i was like eheheh there lets go in.
for more info theres really shops call Yellow Blue & Red2.

i can't rmb what priscilla said but its lame thou
maybe v-cap can recap bahhs lmao ((:

will update more nowadays trainings after trainings
matches after matches so tired le where gt time to update
((:

siumin's joke anyone care ta give it a shot? ((:

V-cap's discovery

2006-11-01T09:51:00.000+08:00

do u noe...
onli Pisces can play bball??

<-----inside the circle...

is the Pisces logo...

hehehe...

nice?

dumbo story

2006-10-31T10:01:00.000+08:00

this story is i create 1 larx...
i post it coz nth to post liaox...

once upon a tym...
there's a DUMBO...wif his girlfrend...
they were in a shelter...
as it was raining cats n dogs...
they nid to get to the sk00l...
which is quite near...
but they onli haf 1 umbrella...
tt umbrealla onli can shelter 1 ppl per tym...
so tt DUMBO took the umbrella...
n shelter himself to the sk00l...
after tt...
he ran back wif the umbrella to the shelter...
n pass the umbrella to his girlfrend...
n ran back to the sk00l...
:)

V-cap's update ;)

2006-10-24T13:10:00.000+08:00

V-cap here again...
updates of todae's lame-ness...
we went to watch DEATH NOTE 2gether...
on de way....
u noe sometyms....
when u accidentally touch some1...
will haf this "electricity"...
then tt happen on miie n mal...
iden i was saying....
"haf...i donno how to say...electricity?"
.........
den mal say...
if tt's "dian" (in chinese for electric)...
then...
(she started blinking her eyes...)
then this is "yan dian" (in chinese for eyes electric...?)
then i say:
but how come i dunn feel anii electricity cuming out frm ur eyes...
then she say becoz she havent plug it in....
-_-'''
then i reply...
no! is becoz u r wearing spects...
then the electric is being reflected back to ur eyes by ur spects...
diaox...
ll0lx...

lishan-de-V-cap...
more diaox thingys cuming up...

lame thingys

2006-10-22T01:24:00.000+08:00

= ENERGY

=S0LAR ENERGY(in chinese " soh la" energy means pull hand)

i apologise for miie drawing...retarded hands...sigh
miie art nt good mahx...cant blame miie...natural 1... :(
xiaofeii obviously can draw better den miie.. T.T
this joke i noe alot ppl noe lerrx...
but jus wan tuh update..
YAR!! another 1 told by our Cap on de MRT....

i 4get liaox larx...
it goes sth lyk tis...
yel say sth ab MS SOH (our retarded cher')
: if MS SOH ____(4gt) i will haf 2 hold the responsibility
mal: u mean ms soh write out de word "Responsibility" and ask u to hold??
-_-'''
diaox...
actuallie i wan draw out de...
but frm the "Hands" above...nvm la...
4get it...
ll0lx...

your sincerely
V-captain
(miie EL gt learn letter writing so mus use it...so as to improve miie EL)

2006-10-17T23:09:00.000+08:00

updates bout today! ((:

okays
after training
we're warming down
or rather cooling down makes more sense

was talking to the ppl round me
but forgotten wad i was saying
and shan crack up a lame thing

kaixin was beside me
i was facing shan and yel when talking
den kaixin claim tt she can't hear me
but shes just beside me
and theres a distance between me and shan, yel

so we're talking bout science
talking bout soundwaves
so i was saying that soundwaves will travel in e direction you're facing
den disagree said tt soundwaves can travel in other directions
den she said just like U-turns
den she started getting lame
she said that means we have to put a U-turn sign
infront of the soundwave so that it can travel other directions
and put traffic lights too to control it -.o''
we're like...dots haahs
well thats our lame team v.cap heres an illustration ((:
okays me needta go le byes
hopefully ppl enjoys this blog =DD
byes peepo!

financial%-xiaofei ((:

2006-10-17T22:11:00.000+08:00

Heya!.
financial% lamer here (: - xiaofei

here to update some jokes &
ppl's lameness % ((:

jokes by clement;

#o1.
i gt 10 men, you gt 15 men, we fought how come i win? give up?
ans. because you give up, thats why i win.(3%)

#o2.
u go to one room
inside gt
one tiger one camel one snake.
u onli gt one bullet.
which animal will you kill first?

ans: i will kill the snake
why? cause drink the TIGERbeer, eat the CAMELnut (5%)

#o3.
a rooster lay an egg
then the egg shake left right left right
in the end the egg drop left or right?
ans: rooster can't lay egg (4%)

#o4.
what plant + animal looks like chicken? ( in chinese version )
shen me zhi wu he dong wu hen xiang ji?
ans: shu(tree) + ma(horse)
why? cuz shu ma xiang ji ( digital camera ) (5%)

#o5.
what is S.H.E hebe's fav song?
ans: hebe ya ya hebe hebe ya (6%)

#o6.
ah bao gt killed
ah dou killed ah bao
why?
ans. dou SHA bao ( means dou kill bao in chinese ) (6%)

current lameness% now; 29% ((:
keep your jokes updated to get accepted!
lols

now for SIUMIN=D

#o1.
what is happy's surname?
ans: lee
why? becoz happy-lee = happily ( 4%)

#o2.
(none related to Q.1)
is happy a male or female?
ans: male
why? becoz happy-male as in happy-meal
( verbally and you'll get it ) (4%)

current lameness% = 8%(:

now for FADEE(:

#o1.
got this pond with alot of crocodile . whenever a person enters surely will get eaten by the crocodile but this one person does not get eating by the crocodile . why?
ans: because the person wear 'crocodile' undies (4%)

current lameness% = 4%(:

okays update me with cold jokes kays?
in msn or anyhow you'd can reach me can le ((:

will update bout today in e nxt post =D wait for me! ( me = the next post ) ((:

jokes...riddles...

2006-10-15T19:40:00.000+08:00

written by this lamer---> V-Cap -_-'''

1) Why did the music student bring a ladder to class??
ANS: Becoz de music teacher asked him to sing higher...
2) u remind miie of the sea....
coz u make miie sick...
3) whr can u alwaes find "happiness"
Ans: it's in de Dictionary
4) Which 6 things are smaller than de mouth of an ant??
ANS: 6 of it's teeth
5) Wad do u get frm a nervous cow??
ANS: milkshake
6) When can u get an entire sk00l under an umbrella and not get wet??
ANS: when it's not raining....
7) Anna continued to study even though there is a blackout...?!
ANS: the blackout was in de DAY!
8) Wad will ur principle be doing at 10am in de morning??
ANS: Breathing...
9) Wad kind of sk00l has a sign on it's door that says "pls do not knock b4 entering"?
Ans: A karate sk00l
10)How can u stop urself frm dying?
ANS: Staying in de living room

LAME?? wuahahaha... diaox

2006-10-15T19:21:00.000+08:00

heya the lame team
LOLS
the financial% lamer here
-.o''

finally gt the blog done
can say its a 1year anniversary gift bah
lols

post LOTSALOTSA lame stuff
and freeze ppl
so tt can increase the death rate
yupps

we're so lame that we have this lame team
to create a lame blog
to let ppl noe how lame we are
and yeahh we're lame and thats that ((:

ohh yarr
spammers
keep the words to urself
much thanks ((:
we created this for the sake of fun?
so ya
if ya dun like it den
lalala don't be THAT LAME
to spam the blog
thou its lame but yahh
get it?

nvm..
okays den
hope tt every member can come here post or tag
wahahahahahs
lols
me and shan (v.cap)
will be the ones who post most i think
depends bahh
lols
x))

okays den shall stop crapping le
byes.
will post any lame stuff tt happened ((:

LAMEout.
`xiaofei &.ORIGINALITY((:
financial%